Thursday, February 5, 2009

Funny, not so funny but interesting, my experiences...

My memorable experiences of being weird, unthoughtful, crazy to do something and not to sit quiet in a limited space but to experience something new in all ways possible. And still I am the same today.

This is the time when I was mad about drinking and I had roped in one more partner in this, Mr. Anand. I thought him to be a good partner because he also had no principles about drinking, that we have to drink only during the dark hours, should drink only at specified places and all that bull shit. We wanted to break rules and we were game for it. One afternoon around 2pm I, Anand sit in the class with many others in the afternoon doing nothing as usual. I decide to move out of the classroom(I hate enclosed spaces) and I checked on Anand can he accompany me and as always he followed. We take our car out without any directions to follow. We were bored, not in mood to go home, so we were planning for some different experience but didn't know how? I stopped on the side of the road so that we can sit calmly and decide on something. We both look at each other and turn this side that side, this way and that way. Our eyes gets fixed to one common spot (hey not girls, anyway we both care very less for those species, but only a lucky few). Its a road side arrack shop. Our eyes are dilated by seeing the shop, and we both blurt out Fosters. With only 110 bucks we somehow manage to buy 2 pints and some peanuts. Anand runs and gets things, you should see his large eyes(happy to be with the beer). We set out, ya I know the question "but where", we keep roaming around and beer thirsty. We decide to stop by a park and in the hot sun with closed windows started drinking. Ah!! the satisfaction one gets is huge and worthwhile than any(no comparison for this dudes).

Sanctity catches us and we talk all shitty philosophies which are very bad for youngsters like us(we rarely follow it every time & the time we break that we feel guilty, so better be unaware of that, Ignorance is bliss ;-)). We drink in between, we chew peanuts and then we both suddenly realise we have parked beside a police station. Wow! great time to think, that getting inside the cell and drink with other inmates. We see a policeman coming towards our car, we keep our glasses of victory below the car seat and just eat peanuts. The police might have been wondering, 2 guys in the afternoon sitting in a car with windows almost closed beside a park and ah! eating peanuts(no I will not stop your imagination here, and I am used to the comments also). We somehow look very pleasing to the policemen and he just walks away.

We get back our glasses of pride, of fooling a policeman and we say cheers and finish of the drink with both of our tongues almost inside the beer can licking each drop to our dismay that we have finished with all our resources. Its still 3.30pm and I haven't fallen short of ideas, we decide to go to Brigades. With my vision dimmed a little(thats an exaggeration), I start driving towards our destination. I almost miss hitting a lady in her back, I honk and she just whisks off with her dupatta and continues walking in the middle of the road. I honk again, then she stares at me and walks to the road side. All this time, Anand seems to be enjoying the hangover, a little conscious, a little sleepy and he sees whats happening in front but does not react. Then on we continue towards brigade without much talk(both of us were sleeping and I had seen Herbie recently and I wondered later on was Herbie in my car also?).

We cross the planetarium circle, as I was taking a right turn zssssssssshhh, thhhrrrrrr, dudh....... Our car scratches her newly wed sister, Hyundai Accent(ur questions answer, Getz my car). In that moment I get angry and walk out of the car with a black Ray Ban and shout at the other guy like"are you blind, you were taking a turn from the wrong side and so on with $%^&*$#@" . Two well built men come out, we two put together equals one of them(mathematician's son, so litlle bit of maths). "Ok" I say to myself, slowly swallowing my saliva. I check out my car and not a single scratch, I smile sheepishly(because I never had any in my past 8yrs exp, my age 24yrs, ya driving since I was 16). I see his car and a white streak on the red beauty, I feel bad. By this time a crowd was gathered as we had parked in the center of the street. Everyone's honking at me(does something ring here, ya 1 para above). 1=2 guy says "take your car ahead, I need to talk", I say "please we dont wanna talk, we wanna go home and sleep" rather to my twin bro(I am gemini), Anand looks at me and we both agree unanimously. We get inside the car and we both stare at each other and I ask "shall we do it" and he says "bhagao gadi, bhagao, piche mat mud". We zoom past a traffic police who was just coming in to check why the crowd has gathered. Uff!!! what an afternoon, panga with 2 mamus(ya almost) in a day. Then finally we reach safely to our destinations with all our brains up and working by the days incidence. This was a great experience with zero regrets for both of us, and wished such things happen again and again with no serious repercussions.

What can I say about this, probably if you guys wanna say something please scribble in my comment box...